Steamrollers, pive aggressiveness, and Facebook?

Recently, I made a steamroller pipe (a really big pipe) and posted the pic on Facebook. This was generally well received. A few hours later, I receive a few annoying texts from my pive aggressive friend (we'll cal him Leonardo DiCaprio) telling me that HE could get in trouble for my post. Leonardo claims that posting a pipe on the internet is akin to being caught smoking mescaline in a kindergarten bathroom, and somehow this has something to do with him. He's totally full of ****, right?